WE ARE EDWARDS!

I AM EDWARDS
YOU ARE EDWARDS
WE ARE EDWARDS
(Never say, "I am in Edwards." This betrays our unity.)

We initiate chums with a sword and olive-wreath crowns and togas. We have a sacred vow and rite of initiation. We have a pet spider named Archibald Thundercliese II. We do not permit Boethius invasion into our chatter on BUBBS. We have the most married members of any Torrey group in history, and the most old members as well.

We are named after Jonathan Edwards, though we only read him once for session.

The incoming Edwards class of 2010 is:

Amanda Ruud

Clara Bucher

Jacy Langford

Annalyssa Lee

Juliana Rinaldi

LaShunte Rockett

Karen Myers

Mary (Braun) Honore

Doug Fisher

Noah Johnson

Eric Toles

Daniel Tavizon

Richard Nutley

Jarod Winn

Byron Tomes

Anthony Kemp

Brandon Woodruff

Ryan Jahrman